Parody Life v040 also expands its relationship structures in refreshingly satirical ways. Polyamory is handled not with moral judgment, but with a mechanic. You can date up to five NPCs simultaneously, but you must manage a shared Google Calendar mini-game. Fail to attend a "spontaneous picnic" with one partner while at a "life-or-death laser tag match" with another, and you trigger the "Poly Panic Event" – a musical number where all your partners sing about your time management failures.