"Shizune, cancel my afternoon. Naruto, stop eating that and go find Kakashi. Tell him I need a 'highly classified, extremely boring, no-way-to-die mission report' filed in triplicate. The code phrase is 'The toad, the snail, and the slug walk into a bar.'"
Tsunade knew Madara was unbeatable. So she conserved her strength, let the other Kage take the fall, and positioned herself as the last surviving senior leader post-war. She became the interim ruler of the Allied Shinobi Forces’ medical division — a promotion from failure. tsunade sus
Silence descended on the office. Shizune slowly turned her head toward the crate. The label read: Sennenju Reserve – 100% Pure. Not for Medical Use. Definitely for Getting Wasted. "Shizune, cancel my afternoon