Lazyasses Ticket [repack]

You have been riding the struggle bus for too long. You have been feeling guilty for resting. You have been scrolling through Instagram looking at people building log cabins with their bare hands while you can barely muster the energy to charge your phone.

A software engineer bought a "bootcamp completion certificate" (a fake Lazyasses Ticket) to avoid learning the fundamentals. He got the job but was fired in three weeks. His ticket was counterfeit. lazyasses ticket

: Use a ruler to mark where each ticket starts and ends (e.g., every 2 inches). Create "Perforations" : You have been riding the struggle bus for too long

The phrase refers to a specific, comical scenario where a player chooses to destroy an actual inside the very machine that created it. lazyasses ticket